H.O.P.E.

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

(via ant0rm)

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clannyphantom:

you’re all a lot hotter than you think

(via phobias)

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lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via lipsitck)

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oknope:

  1. if a man says you’re ugly, he’s being mean.
  2. if a woman says you’re ugly, she’s envious.
  3. if a little kid says you’re ugly, then you’re ugly.

(via ant0rm)

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uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via unretrieved)

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